I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Halfway

I'm about halfway through I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and so far, it has been pretty hilarious. Basically, most of this book is about the stupid things Tucker and his friends do while drunk, primarily all the hot, and not-so hot girls they have sex with. They get into fights with other people, and each other, frequently, and one guy even ended up in jail one night.

My favorite thing about this book is all the one-liners he says. Here are a few of my favorites so far:

“Blowjobs . . . the sweet sounds of silence. The problem with oral sex is that it’s like writing. When done right, it’s amazing, but there are just so many ways it can go wrong, and when it goes wrong, it’s just not worth it,” (21).  

“Most guys are hard-up schmucks who couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas,” (53). 

“Her makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun,” (106). 

And because I love hockey, and hate the Red Wings:

“Whatever buddy, you’re wearing a Detroit Red Wings jersey to a strip club, you obviously suck,” (112).

I've laughed out loud reading this book several times, which in turn, causes my coworkers to laugh at me and my "high-pitched giggle". Whatever. This book is funny and I definitely recommend reading it. If anything, you'll be thankful your life isn't as screwed up as his. And rest assured. I will be watching the movie after I'm finished with this book, and I'll let you all know how it is, although I've heard it's just as funny.

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is available on Amazon.com: